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Road conditions described as 'typical for Hell this time of year'
For the third consecutive year, Hell, Michigan is expected to freeze over, prompting the usual round of jokes from residents who have long since made peace with the irony of their address. Local business owners expect a repeat of the steady foot traffic from visitors who drove two hours from Detroit specifically to photograph the welcome sign.
Post Office Reports Unusual Number of Inquiries re Mailing Ballots From Hell
The Hell, MI post office processed over 4,000 pieces of mail last month, a figure the postmaster described as 'perfectly normal.' What is unusual is the number of inquiries regarding the legality of mailing ballots from Hell.
Podclass From Hell
Students help Sr. Mary Grace go on the line with news and lessons, offering access for students living in Hell.
New Ice Cream Shop Opens in Hell, Immediately Becomes Irony Destination
Screams Ice Cream has opened its doors on Hell's main thoroughfare, offering 31 flavors and a photo opportunity that owners say 'basically sells itself.'
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